Just would like give a quick shout out to two blogs featuring a couple of my articles. I mean its only fair. I appreciate not only my articles appearing there, but I getting credit for them as well, because each time you plagiarize a baby goose chick gets eaten by a bear. Remember that.
My article On Dexter appears in the Books and Magazines Blog, which I recommend for anyone who knows how to read.
Also, my article On The Dark Knight appears on the New Gadgets Blog, which I highly recommend for anyone who knows how to use new gadgets.
Thank you to these websites/blogs and even more so thank you to all those who have taken the time to read or subscribe to my blog. I owe you all a beer, unless any of you are under 21 and in that case I owe you a bag of pot. Almost done, but before I sign off I would like to give a shout out to my candidate for president: John McClain.
The world is full of horrible advertisements and I have took it upon myself to enlighten the public to these atrocities. Here are truly a few of the worst.
Could that have been possibly anymore disturbing? Makes me want to never have a drink again. I think they should pass this out to anyone involved in a twelve-step. Gross. This next one, that appeared in both this magazine add and TV commercial in 1997, actually won the prestigious "Ummm...we will just take your word for it," award from the New York Times. Really.
In the following video Charmin is betting that they can get you to buy their toilet tissue by bringing up bears that are having issues with matted dingleberries:
People will tell you all the time that too much acid, or to much meth will mess up your head, blah, blah, blah. Shut up. This guy proves you all wrong.
Another guy I would never buy anything from. He looks a little angry at times. Kind of scares me.
Smokey The Bear is getting complaints on his newest commercial, where he wrongly tells several ATV riders to leave the forest. He states that their vehicles can start forest fires, which is unfair according to several ATV enthusiasts and in the commercial they apologize, pack up and leave. Right...like that would happen. I tried to stop a group of ATV riding thugs a year ago from playing a rousing game of Kitten Polo and it wasn't until recently that I came out of the coma. The vehicles themselves, the ATV loving group points out in a letter to the commercials producers, don't start random fires when being rode and they considered the add misleading. Besides that, Smokey, it appears, doesn't practice what he preaches. I offer the photo below as evidence of this.
Hypocrite.
So, now the add is under review, and we really need some more environmental spokesmen out there, roaming the populace and the great outdoors, searching for those who may not be treating mother nature as she deserves.
Otherwise, I'm afraid we are all just stuck with these idiots who propel themselves up and down various tall objects, such as bridges and buildings, to hang homemade banners, which always look like their children produced most of. I mean, at least make them interesting and not such an eyesore people! Come on! Especially since your obviously going to get arrested by the Police waiting patiently below! Take some pride in it. Just because your an environmentalist doesn't mean you can't splurge on some high-quality markers right? Right. Well, just in the nick of time someone has come to the forefront of the environmentalist movement in Smokey's absence to save us from the poster bearing skyscraper scalers. Thank goodness for the Green Team. Whew. Go Green Team!
