Sunday, September 7, 2008

On Brandon's Needless Random Tangent to Fox News


I am sure I am not the only one who has ever woke up in the morning in a bad mood and just had to complain about every little thing. In fact, recalling some of my ex-girlfriends I am absolutely sure of it, though I won’t mention any names. They know who they are. Anyway, as I was stewing in this mood and watching Fox News, I realized they were using a popular trick to hook in viewers before each commercial break and I just had to say something. Bearing my soul and my embarrassment at being such a whiney, superficial idiot, I now reveal my e-mail to Fox News for your reading pleasure; or displeasure whatever the case may be.

Hello,

I would just like to comment on those upcoming segment previews you have before every break. You consistently tell people what is coming up next, and you will actually use the word "next," but then decide for some reason to leave them hanging for an extra hour or so before you actually get to the story even when there is no breaking news. To me it comes across as unprofessional and dishonest, which is unbecoming of a news organization. Yes, I understand that you want people to stay tuned so that you can get extra ratings and therefore you utilize this tactic. However, it should be remembered that you are Fox News, not Everybody Loves Raymond, and using an entertainment industry tactic to suck in viewers should be a little beneath you.

Thank you for your time,

Brandon Myhre

Seattle, Wa

P.S. By the way, everything else about your channel; spot on!

By the way, I wish all my ex’s the best. I’m just being real…

Saturday, September 6, 2008

On My Rant to Keith Olbermann and The Huffington Post Concerning 9/11 and The RNC


This may be completely biased, but I consider myself to be pretty open minded when it comes to differing political points of view, and I often frequent liberal and conservative websites in order that I may get a wide range of data from which I can draw my own conclusion. However, my open-mindedness gets tossed out the window when I see someone arbitrarily vilifying a person or group of persons in an attempt to add credence to their own belief structure without any basis whatsoever. Now, it is no secret that I am not a fan of MSNBC, and I have stuck to my guns of not watching NBC at all, you should be happy to know, but I ran across this while reading the Huffington Post. The thing that impresses me is the amount of people that actually agree with Olbermann, who obviously is trying to damage the momentum of the Republican party during their convention by being a complete idiot. I have included the article and video’s from the Huffington Post, which was posted on the 5th of September, for your consideration:

Huffington Post: 09/05/08
Keith Olbermann Apologizes For RNC's Graphic 9/11 Tribute (VIDEO)

“A visibly upset Keith Olbermann apologized to viewers Thursday night for the graphic 9/11 tribute played in the lead-up to John McCain's acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention.
Olbermann said of the video:
‘If at this late date, any television network had, of its own accord, shown that much video tape and that much graphic video tape of 9/11...it, we, would be rightly eviscerated at all quarters, perhaps by the Republican Party itself, for exploiting the memories of the dead, and perhaps even for trying to evoke that pain again. If you reacted to that video tape the way I did, I apologize. It is a subject of great pain, for many of us still, and it was probably not appropriate to be shown.’

The graphic video in question (WARNING: MAY BE DIFFICULT TO WATCH):”




You would think that sensible people would realize that because the convention aired this on September 4th, that it would be appropriate for any party to show a tribute to those who lost their lives in the 9/11 attacks. However, with morons like Keith Olbermann, it is better to forget those who died in 9/11 and what happened there. In fact, I don’t recall it even being brought up at the DNC at all. Just like it never happened. Olbermann who supposedly lost friends in the disaster, you would think, would be moved at such a touching tribute, but no. He is incapable of seeing past his politics and this is further evidence why the guy should not sit behind a news desk. Maybe the E! network, alright, but not at MSNBC. Really Keith. Get a clue.

At any rate, I felt I just needed to reply to the article, of course, so I posted a comment on the Huffington Post webpage, which I have also enclosed for your close inspection.

“You all make me sick. A tragic event happened that day and everything in the video was historic, compassionate, in good taste, and the footage has been already showed all over the news before hand. The reason that you are so pissed off is because you differ from the Republicans in politics, and when your political agenda negates compassion and pride for your country, that is detestable. Should I protest McCain or Obama when they visit ground-0? Of course not! Why? Because I respect what happened, cherish the memories of those that lost their lives, the hero's that were made that day, remember how people felt about it in that moment and agree that we should never let it happen again. Keith Olbermann and anyone who agrees with what he said is letting their political bias get in the way of that which you claim to be proponents of; that is freedom and love for the United States of America. You are all hyphenated American's now, liberal-pseudo-american's. Show some damn respect, or at least, try to act human every once and while and see beyond the politics to the very heart of America.”

Ok, so I was a little offended that the Huffington Post apparently agrees with Olbermann’s point of view and at the support it was getting by the readers, so I may have got a little angry. This offends me more than that video ever would have. If they were trying to capitalize on peoples anguish at that time, I would be offended and I could see their point, but I feel the video and how it was done to be in such great taste and done in a bi-partisan manner that to get upset over it is absolutely moronic. Not to mention the anniversary of the disaster is just days away and then if you throw into the mix McCain’s past and speech, the use of the video becomes valid.

Speaking of capitalizing on people’s pain, I am sure Keith Olbermann has absolutely no issues with Michael Moore at all. Idiot. I am currently waiting to see if my comment will pass the moderators to be put on the page, but I am not holding my breath. I probably haven’t been properly vetted enough.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

On The Worst Music Videos: Part Ginkgo (Reader Supported)



Ok, another batch of some of the biggest artistic flops in music video's ever. I don't know what kind of people would find this slime aesthetically appealing, but they have to be completely out to lunch.

The Tubes: She's a Beauty. (Thanks to Jennie for the awfully disturbing video.)




Don Johnson: Heartbeat (Thanks to Lori_Z who had nothing better to do than to ruin my evening with this worthless pile. Word.)




Not to be outdone Philip Michael Thomas: Just The Way I Planned It (Don't watch if your either epileptic or homophobic. Just a word of caution.)




Eddie Murphy: Party All The Time (To bad that line, "I'm Rick James bitch," is so cliche right now or I so would have brought it up. Thanks to Jeannie for offering up this video that would make Beverly Hills Cop 3 run for cover. Alright, maybe not that far.)




Why not?


On The Worst Music Videos: Part Kuato


"What do you want Mr. Quaid?"


I am so glad I have the further opportunity to waste everyone's time and pass along about 20 minutes of videos to an unsuspecting populace. This is twenty minutes you will never see again. I would like to thank the two readers I do have for helping me compile this congealed ick. Pants off to both of you.

Styx: Mr Roboto (Grow yourself a mullet, smoke a lot of crack and "experiement" with men and you just might make a video like this too. Gross.)



Styx: Music Time (Special thanks to Sweet for providing the extremely bad video!)



Toni Basil: Mickey (Special shout out too Jeannie for providing this peice of crap. Is it just me or is one of the cheerleaders in this video rather "butch?")



Some horrible song by Meatloaf that Sweet has cursed me with. His name is Robert Paulson, his name is Robert Paulson, his name is Robert Patrick, his name is Robert Patrick...Word.



I was just telling my friend the other day; A, to get off my groin and B, its about time India covered the Beatles, they already have covered Harry Potter so why not? Thanks Sweet, this will forever haunt my dreams.


I have wanted to do a Kuato joke for so long, but I just couldn't fit in a Neil Kuato one anywhere though....

Neil Cavuto rocks!

On The Worst Music Videos: Part Trees

Due to my lack of friends and overabundance of alone time, I have the means to search out the crappiest music videos strictly for your displeasure. I bring to you another installment of these "jems."



...and The Holograms.


When the Renaissance and Heroin collide you get the Safety Dance by Men Without Hats. (Every group of friends needs a midget. If you have one let me know.)



Call Me: Go West (I think John Mayer is actually Lip Synching the lead singer who has some sort of horrible nerve disorder.)



Another Classic from Go West: King of Wishful Thinking (Tight jeans, wife beaters, celebrity impersonators (including Go West) and striped horses. Video gold my friends.)



Its not just Huey Lewis, but its Huey Lewis AND The News: Heart and Soul



When the 80's and Heroin collide you get: J. Geils Band with Centerfold. Word.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

On The Worst Music Videos: Part Dose

Here are some more horrid music video's sure to make you cough up bile. You may want to grab some Tums before viewing.

Nena 99 Red Balloons (I love how the instruments just don't really match up. I think Nena is either Mick Jagger's alter ego or Joyce DeWitt in disguise.)



David Hasselhoff: Hooked on a Feeling (So far this one is the worst I have ever seen. Watch in mute.)



Looking for an over abundance of side profiles and a lip synching Lincoln? Well, Jefferson Starship's "We Built This City" is sure to please.



Vanilla Ice gets his haircut at Fantastic Sam's, shops at Marshalls and so should you.



The most hardcore rapper out of Canada. By the looks of "Snow" I believe his real name to be something more along the lines of a Curtis or Russell. Man, they are strict with jaywalkers in Canada.



Word.

On The Media Attacks of Sarah Palin


While watching the news over the last couple days, I have to say I am quite shocked at the media’s rather unfair and cruel coverage of Sarah Palin, especially concerning her daughter. I thought when I quit watching MSNBC I could expect to get better coverage of events happening in our world, however this was not the case. Media is so bad that even investigative reporting seems to be taking a back seat to the queries of the average individual. You would think, since journalists are “professional” that they would want to give their audience a full understanding of events and facts. Sadly, I believe I am going to have to quit watching the news and find other sources other than televised news coverage.

The media has been abuzz with the investigation of Sarah Palin in Alaska for supposedly using her power to have Commissioner Walt Monegan fired; seemingly, because he wouldn't fire Mike Wooten, the ex-husband of her sister. Sounds kind of bad, granted, but I felt there was a vital part to the story that was missing concerning the character of this person who was fired. Things like this person’s name, or what issues he was cited for were not readily available from cable news. These details were even hinted on over at CNN by Wolf Blitzer, but he instead actually said, “I won’t get into specifics.” That is your job Wolf, to give people specifics of the events you are covering and if your not going to do that then you should cease to “cover” them at all.

I could reach the conclusion that this was just politically bias on their part, and maybe in their case it was, but Fox News was no better. A channel that leans to the right, you would think, would offer up this information, but I haven’t heard a thing about it. To find out about this person, I actually had to go to the Huffington Post and The Anchorage Daily News. A regional paper and one of the most blinding biased news sources available that frequently omits information and that too often, to support its own political ideals, trespasses over things like common decency and professionalism, had more information than that of CNN and FOX.

Truth be told I would want this guy fired from the State Troopers as well. This officer of the law, one Mike Wooten, has been accused of using a taser on his 11 year old stepson, Sarah Palin’s nephew, in addition to illegally killing a moose, drinking beer in his patrol car, and telling friends his father-in-law would, “eat a f’ing bullet” if he helped his daughter get an attorney. He also threatened Governor Palin and he is lucky he just got fired and isn’t under investigation for child abuse, poaching, drunk driving and uttering a death threat.

Come on! A tasering of an 11 year old? If this was on Jackass, ok I wouldn't see such a problem, but this shows a lack of judgment, compassion and logic that should be required for an officer of the law to demonstrate. There are rules of conduct for cops and I believe tasering an 11 year old boy breaches several. However this isn’t all he has been accused of. In addition to allegations of domestic violence, he, after joining the force, had been reprimanded for damaging a state vehicle, speeding, unsafe lane changes, following too closely, not using a turn signal, personal cell phone calls, a speeding ticket, which he was suspened for, and received a memo highlighting his tardiness and conducting personal business while he was on duty.

It doesn’t excuse any illegal activity on Sarah Palin’s part, but what I want to know is to what degree a Governor can influence the firing of someone working within a State ran agency before it becomes illegal. I thought one of the duties of a Governor was to govern over the state and its various agencies; including the State Troopers. It is a cops duty to be a representative of the law, and this guy was obviously the complete antithesis of what a cop should be and I would want him fired too. It would be nice if details like these were provided in media reports, not to mention that these charges were only brought against Palin by former Public Safety Commissioner Walter Monegan after she had him fired, which makes the charges suspect because he didn’t feel the need to bring up these charges while under the States payroll.

These concerns are legit and should be investigated, which Palin is welcoming as well. However, what isn’t is the pregnancy of Palin’s 17 year old daughter Bristol. This is absolutely disgusting how the media is treating this. Obama showed his civility and needs to be commended when he took the moral high road above the media saying, “People's families are off limits. People's children are especially off limits. They have no relevancy and I strongly urge people to back off these kinds of stories. You know my mother had me when she was 18."

I agree with Obama and find it deplorable when someone’s political bias overrides ones human compassion. Bristol has to live with her own decisions and the consequences for them, and those decisions that were made were personal in nature. The responsibility falls on her alone and the media should stay away, or as Obama says, “back off,” because it isn’t like this girl has jumped in the public eye of her own accord and to drag her through the mud of media scrutiny is completely unwarranted and unfair. She is going to have enough challenges and hardship raising her child, now she has to worry about damaging her mother’s career. That is sick and twisted and people should turn their backs on any news organization that fails to think as real human beings and tries to twist this into something political. It appears that journalistic integrity is getting impossible to find nowadays.

There are those who are Democrats and supposed supporters of Obama that are continuing in this debate, despite Obama coming out strongly against it. It goes to show that such people don’t really support Obama nor the Democratic party, who have both come out against attacks on Palin based on this, but really only serve to bash anything that is Republican. I have heard such people attack the Republican party and Palin, saying that it is hypocritical since the Republican party takes the moral high ground. As opposed to what? Isn’t that what every party tries, or should try to do, emphasize morality? If you don’t you should not be in office. People may differ on the definition of morality between the parties in some aspects, but to discredit a party as a whole, Democrat or Republican, or group of people and ideal because someone in relation to a politician makes a mistake, is to me so stupid that I have no patience for it. Nor do I have patience for these “journalists” who seem more like ambulance chasers, rejoicing in the misfortune and hardship of others. I loath such people and at the risk of sounding cliché, they should all be ashamed. I for one would find it difficult to sleep at night if I acted in such a way.

What I also find offensive is this idea out there amongst some of the media that because her daughter is pregnant, that she is a horrible mother and if she can’t control even her family, how could she be expected to control the government? One of my hero’s Theodore Roosevelt put it best concerning his unruly daughter Alice, who was 100 fold worse than this situation with Bristol, when he said, “"I can either run the country or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both." Parents nowadays are unfairly ridiculed for the actions of their offspring. This is ridiculous and it must be remembered that what it really comes down to is personal responsibility and I wonder if any of these people attacking Palin concerning her daughter have any teenagers of their own. I doubt it.

In conclusion, another factor we don’t add in is the sons/daughters of cops/politicians/judges/religious leaders factor. It is normal for every kid to rebel, but more so when a parent has a position of authority amongst the civilian population. This is just how it goes and if you doubt me, watch Footloose sometime. Thank you for reading.