On Baby Seals, Fergie And The Top Twenty Worst Songs of All Time

The Top Twenty Worst Songs Ever

Spinner.com has come out with a Top Twenty Worst Songs Ever list. Here they are, so fire up the Limewire queries.

20. "The Final Countdown" - by Europe (1986)

19. "Whats Up" - by Four Non Blonds (1993)

18. "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" - by Will Smith (1998)

17. "Achy Breaky Heart" - by Billy Ray Cyrus (1992)

16. "Thong Song" - by Sisqo (2000)

15. "Hollaback Girl" - Gwen Stefani (2005)

14. "Rico Suave" - by Gerardo (1991)

13. "Convoy" - by C. W. McCall (1975)

12. "With Arms Wide Open" - by Creed (2000)

11. "Wannabe" - by Spice Girls (1996)

10. "My Heart Will Go On" - by Celine Dion (1997)

09. "Macarena" - by Los Del Rio (1995)

08. "Ebody and Ivory" - by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder (1982)

07. "I'm Too Sexy" - by Right Said Fred (1991)

06. "I Am Woman" - Helen Reddy (1972)

05. "U Can't Touch This"- by MC Hammer (1990)

04. "Barbie Girl" - by Aqua (1997)

03. "She Bangs" - by Ricky Martin (2000)

02. "Ice, Ice Baby" - by Vanilla Ice (1990)

...and the number one worst song of all time...?

"Who Let The Dogs Out?" - by Baha Men (2000)

I am so glad someone else mentioned that Creed is horrible. It seemed for a while there was this interesting phenomenon going on within the country, where people actually liked Creed and thought they were good. Weird. Well, apparently everyone wised up because the band ended up disbanding. It is also good to know that Billy Ray Cyrus is good at something other than being a horrible father. He can make real crappy music as well. Way to go on turning your daughter into jailbait there Billy. Ugh. Already pressuring her into posing for Playboy the day she turns 18 are we?

Now, there are a couple songs missing from the list I feel, which were both mentioned as number one's in previous worst song lists by other sources. "We Built This City" by Starship (1985), which I believe Maxim voted as their number one worst song. Though the song does suck, I have always found the Jefferson Airplane to Jefferson Starship to Starship progression extremely interesting. Definitely worth the Wikipedia query. Second, and having my vote along with every Fergie song ever made, is "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy" by The Ohio Express (1968). I feel all the problems in the world today, global warming, clubbing of baby seals, and the rise in murder, can all be traced back to 1968 when this song was released. It was truly a crime against humanity and through Fergie these problems have escalated. Now, I can't remember what top worst song list this song was voted number one, and I'm not too sure about the Maxim one either so if anyone has any insight into where these two appeared, E-Mail me.

Did you know, for every Fergie album bought a baby seal dies at the hands of a club wielding Canadian? Do a baby seal a favor; say no to Fergie. Thank you.